STOP THE
LIQUID DEATH
CLOCK
STOP THE
LIQUID DEATH
CLOCK
HIRE US. (OR ELSE).
ARMLESS + DANGEROUS
WE'RE NOT AFRAID TO SPILL THE TEA
*or drink it on livestream
SAVE Billions.
SAVE YOURSELVES.
RFPs are stupid. Do the right thing, give us your budget.
📩 JUST TALK ALREADYWHY PAY THE BLACKMAILERS?
We've done this before
(Not the Blackmail part, that's definitely new.)
READY TO STOP THE MADNESS?
THE TIME IS NOW
Massive valuations + explosive growth?
Sounds like you need a few new friends....
